My wife wants to take me here for my 40th birthday. Something neither of have every done after 20 years of marriage.

Given her nerves and mine, I decided to visit Tuesday 9th December, see if I would freak out let alone my wife.

I explained my situation to the doorman, who was professional, polite and explained how the club worked.

I dropped of my coat the cloak room, and stepped nervously into the club, thinking I might pass out with nervousness.

I bought a drink, and then was approached by a beautiful lady, Luna. I told my situation, and she answered me questions then led me to a table to drink and talk.

She explained how the club worked, made suggestions with no pressure about what I am my wife might find enjoyable. Then she offered me a dance in a booth which I accepted, and had three in total with no pressure at any point to part with my money for more.

I left before I fainted, and was treated kindly, professionally, and made to feel that I and my wife would be welcome back.

So looking forward to my 40th birthday night now.

My visit to this club was a mixed experience. As the flagship central london club you can expect high prices and strict rules i give you that but the degree of 'Hustling' in Spearmint Rhino (Tottenham Court Road) is over the top. For example after paying £15 to get in you are immediately cornered by two females before you reach the bar. One approaches from the front, the other from the side and they both have their arms around you in a second. You can't escape without knocking them down which is not what comes naturally to most men in that situation.

Within moments you have agree to go for a drink with them which you think means sit down for a chat, what it actually means is they will order the most expensive bottle of champagne on your tab which you will be charged for. Try and get out of it and you will find security bearing down on you quickly.

You start buying the girls drink you are psycologically more open to them getting you into the VIP room where your bank account will be swiftly devoured. Once you are out of cash the formally friendly companions will have moved on to some other poor sucker leaving you with more buyers remorse than a student going into BMW to ask for directions and coming out with a new 7-series on his credit card!Don't get me wrong this club isn't all bad, just bear these tips in mind:1) Take cash ONLY no credit/debit cards (or pretend you dont have them)2) Stick firmly to what you can afford to spend3) Avoid anyone that invades your personal space4) Print VIP coupons from their website for free entry5) Look out for one of my best friends 'Lolita' (petite Brazillian) who performs spectacular stage shows here most day of the week6) Don't go alone unless you are confident you can deal with a high pressure strip club environment - trust me, it can turn the strongest of us into putty

Dancers that disappear into a back area with your money and 45 minutes to drop in coat in cloakroon + other 45 to pick up. I really dont recommend this club

Okay, very nice joint as far as these types of places go, well laid out, VERY attractive girls. However, this is not a relaxed place that gives you time to take in the sights...they work you REALLY hard to part with alot of money before you have been in there five minutes. This is fine if you can say no to well-spoken very beautiful women--but I certainly can't so I had sucker all over me. Anyway, hooked up with a very well spoken, beautiful blond Czech girl who smelled of coconut oil, she latched on to me right away, took me to the bar--(she) did lots of petting, hugging, it was very nice but there was alot of underlying pressure to go private. So, 40 minutes later and two hundreds pounds lighter I departed smelling of coconut oil. To dispel any rumors though, the "private rooms" are quiet booths patrolled by vigilant bouncers...it is a show only with just a bit of touching by the dancer--not even a real USA style lap grind...I seriously doubt that there is much in the way of "extra intimate" contact despite what we punters may fantasize about when we are agreeing to the private dance. If you want that you can probably get an escort for the same cost but don't expect it here! If you have willpower and want to see and talk to beautiful ladies this is a good place to go...

This is in response to b_h_m as it seems she didnt like my post about Spearmint Rhino. People come in here to post about their experiences and that is what I did. If there are people who appreciate being made to spend money then Spearmint is surely for them.Other posts in this thread agree with the other comment about how asking for money, and immediately, is mostly the only topic the ladies in this club are able to handle. In my book this kind of behavior is not what a "gentleman's club" is about.Go to other clubs where you can spend your money while in good company and great conversation.

Door staff were polite despite having to deal with some idiot who was trying to haggle for a discount on entry and getting in everyones way!!
If you are a high-roller as I'm sure most of the people are here you will have a great time - its geared up towards people with A LOT of money - if you are an average joe on a night out be careful. It must be the fact that the girls are used to visitors being minted but I found them to be quite pushy and it made the whole experience a taste a bit sour. I don't expect to have a meaningful conversation but some light-hearted chat makes the evening more fun - instead its all geared up towards getting you to splash the cash - If you want to tick the Spearmint Rhino box go ahead - but if you want a fun night out there are much better places to visit.

I saw the last anon review on Spearmint Rhino and felt I had to confront it. When a date of mine asked if we should go to Spearmint Rhino for a drink recently I was somewhat shocked but elated.

We were met by an efficent doorman that explained the house rules and I paid our entry. We were seated and immediately served by an extremely goodlooking waitress. She was attentive and well rehearsed, looking after us all evening.

The girls were beautiful and my date and I had a few private dances. We had a great night out and we were delighted to read this review on the club. We will be back again soon.

This is the worst lap dancing club I have ever visited. Went on Friday Night with my lady friend. The doorman was openly hostile to her and we should have walked away there and then. Paid £30 and were ignored by the dancers and the waitresses. I had to go to the bar to buy my drinks and when a waitress finally came and served us she short changed me! This place has an anti-couple policy and unless you are an Albanian gangster or a chav, stay away.